Oh no! I'm going to lick it so it can be mine! -- Gi during the office gift exchange. She really wanted that big... candle...
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Cycle Time
The world is fortunate that males dont have the same biological issues that females go thru on a monthly basis. If men had to go thru pms, then there would be a lot more shooting sprees going on.
These past few weeks have been hectic. Working at the office for 10 to 12 hour days plus weekends plus the work around the castle have been causing a large amount of stress. Then there is also getting things for the holiday festivities in the office and the end of year work that "suddenly" came up.
If I had to go thru pms as well, then someone would definately have to get hurt.
I know there are a lot of people that do this sort of thing on a regular basis. Quite frankly, I'm not one of these people and I tend to take it out on those who dare cross my path.
For example...
Road Adventures
The main road that I travel to work on is going thru construction. Its been down to one lane for the past several weeks while crews repave the other lane and lay down drainage pipes.
While I was driving down this road, a blue Mazda Miata flys thru traffic in an attempt to beat everyone prior to the lanes merging to the right.
Its the typical morning game of "I'm In A Rush!"
As the Miata speeds up in the left lane, the driver realizes that he isnt going to make the merge and will have to slow down in order to join in properly. Apparently, this wasnt satisfactory, so he promptly weaves past the orange construction cones and goes thru the closed off lane anyway.
This driver was fortunate that there were no workers there yet, but he realized he just did this manuever in the view of a police officer who was sitting on the side of the road, several feet in front of us.
That was mistake #1.
In an attempt to swing back into the right lane, the Miata tries to get into the right lane by trying to cut off another car; Me.
Mistake #2.
Although the BMW325i isnt a large of vehicle, it is big enough to prevent a tiny convertable from entering the lane. Especially when that driver made sure that the Miata couldnt enter the lane by staying along side of it, blocking its path.
In response, the driver begins yelling at me to get out of his way.
Mistake #3.
Being as irritable as I was, when the driver started screaming at me, I simply stuck my hand out the window and created a symbol. It wasnt the standard middle finger, but instead that of a gun with my hand acting as if I just fired a few rounds into the other driver.
Sure enough the police officer saw all of this. He handled traffic and promptly pointed at the both of us to pull over, waving to have my car first in line.
With a slight smirk on his face, the officer walked up to my window, ticket book in hand. He pointed to the other driver, told him to sit there and, then turned his attention to me...
Officer: "Look, I know he was being a jerk and reckless, but you really can't be doing things like that."
Me: "Yes, sir. I understand that, but he was also risking my life with that little stunt."
Officer: "Yeah, thats true, but then you are risking yours. What you did is a form of road rage and you arent the only one who goes thru that. The next jerk you meet may have a real gun and he will shoot you. Understand?"
Me: "Yes, sir."
Officer; "Consider that a warning. Go on now and drive safely."
Me: "Yes, sir. Thank you sir."
With that, the officer walked over to Miata, and began writing out a ticket. It felt good seeing the angry face of the other driver as I was leaving. I could tell he trying to argue his point when he pointed at my car.
The officer continued writing, shaking his head unsympathetically.
I neglected to inform the officer that this was the third warning for road rage that I've gotten in the past decade. I also didnt mention the firearm that I normally keep within the car.
No sense in causing undo stress for someone else. I've got plenty to go around.
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Out in The Yard
Two men arrested for stealing the identities of boy band stars. These two should not only be jailed, but they should be forced to sing all the songs from the New Kids On The Block and the BackStreet Boys.
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First reported Segway accident... So how the hell does a driver do a hit and run on a frigging Segway?!
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The top 10 signs she is a bitch. Number 11: There is no chance for a three-way.
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Background Noise
P5shing Me A-Way by Linkin Park
Reverse psychology
Is failing miserably...
Its so hard to be
Left all alone...
Sorry, I had picked up Live In Texas so I'm stuck in LP mode...
...And with that, Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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* We keep driving into the night
* Its a late goodbye
* Such a late good bye
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Me: Mmmm... McRibs...
Neal: Dude, arent ribs supposed to have real meat in them!?
-- lunch time at the office
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Tis the Season
During the months of November and December, why does everything around the office become an emergency?
Here we are, the final two months of the year, and then the requests for assistance come flying from the woodwork. Every dept that my team normally doesnt work with has begun asking for things that would take weeks to accomplish. But of course they want it tomorrow.
When we tell them that its not possible to do their request, they get upset. "Why cant you do our very simple request? We are only asking for this, that, and the other in very small font printed sideways by tomorrow morning. It has to be done by tomorrow because we are going on vacation..."
Why in the hell should we rush because *YOU* are going on vacation? Remember, an emergency to you means absolutely nothing to me.
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Out in The Yard
Woman finds condom in her clam chowder. And she wondered why the clam was so chewy...
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Meat for Chinese restaurant is discovered to coyote, not dog. And everyone who ate there feel so much better.
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Can women go longer without sex? I dont know about that. Most women I know can always fall back on their friend, Bob. For those who dont know Bob, he's the Battery Operated Boyfriend.
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Babies are now being named after cars, products, and even diseases. Hmmm... Porsche Shima... That does have a ring to it.
Wait a moment... There was once a porno star named Porsche Lynn. Maybe this wouldnt be such a good idea after all...
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Background Noise
I Melt With You by Modern English
I'll stop the world
And melt with you...
You've seen the difference
And its getting better all the time...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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I'm just saying that its great to see your legs together for once. I mean.. I mean... What I meant was I enjoy your legs separately...
-- Jeff talking to Chrissy, from the UK version of Coupling
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Parents With Nothing Better To Do
There has been a petition against the US version of Coupling brought on by the Parents Television Council. Apparently it was too graphic for their tastes.
Of course, these are the same people that complain that the FCC isnt doing enough to curb such shows as Friends, Will & Grace, and CSI. They would like a family hour on television just as it was decades ago.
Whats wrong people? I thought sitting with your kids all the time would be family hour; that parents should be there to see what is going on, not just during 8p to 9p.
Well, this group will be happy about one thing.
NBC has announced that Coupling will be cancelled due to poor ratings.
Thats too bad.
Thank God for the BBC and DVD. Heh... The second season is available now.
Another favorite quote: So Sally, Liam has been doing some lovely things to your bottom...
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Never Tick Of The Guy With The Badge
My apartment complex is fenced in with a security gate and a code box for residents, but people can still park in the guest parking lot and walk in through the visitor gate. Part of this security is due to the NO SOLICITATIONS rule enforced by the complex.
So when there was a banging on my door yesterday afternoon, I was bit surprised.
First because everyone I knew wouldnt have been able come over because of the code box. Second, and more importantly, because I was taking a nap and the knocking had awoken me.
Loud voices in the entryway of my neighbors and other loud knocks on doors told me that these were solicitors. The multiple sounds on the different floors let me know that there were two of them walking the halls.
When I peeked out the door, they were both off to bother the neighbors.
Aggravated from being woken up as well as realizing that my rent was due, I ran up to the office while it was still safe. As I dropped off the check, I made a comment to the office girl about the solicitors walking on the complex, bugging the hell out of everyone. With that she promptly called security and sent them after the tresspassers.
So I walked back to my apartment only to have the two solicitors coming down a set of stairs and ushering me over to talk to them. Security hadnt caught up with them yet.
The first man began smiling and blared out "Hey big guy! Got a minute? I'm from..."
I interrupted him before the speech could he continue. "Wait! Before you go on, let me advise you that if I go in my home and retrieve the badge, I will have to enforce the No Solicitation rule this private property has. Do we understand each other?"
The second man looked aghast, then looked at the first one, the more senior of the two. At that point the first salesman, now with a confused look on his face, replys "Umm.. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.." And they both promptly head towards the exit.
This wasnt an abuse of power; just a resident that became very irritated when my home was invaded by unwanted guests. The way I see it, they were lucky my road rage didnt turn on them.
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Out in The Yard
Well, well, well... Lance Armstrong and Sandra Bullock have begun seeing each other. But then again, are they really dating? Hmm... I'd do her...
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The French Vogue published Loreal ads with half naked 13 year olds girls . I know Europeans have a different perspective of sex, but I didnt realize they catered to the folks in Alabama as well.
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Teen sets another teen on fire while they are roof of mall. What? Was the arcade closed?!
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Background Noise
Numb by Linkin Park
I've become so numb.
I can feel you there.
I've become so tired,
So much more aware
I'm become this...
All I want to do
Is become more like me
And be less like you...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Sondra, do you think we can get a couple of plates that dont look as if someone wiped their ass with them?!
-- my comment to the waitress during Friday's dinner. She was grossed out by the dishes as well.
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Bullets and Bottles
This past weekend, I got to ride with another Ken.
Kenny Labbe of the US Postal Service team rode with myself and another 150 riders for a local charity event. Although Labbe may not be a household name as Lance Armstrong, it was still an honor to ride with a member of the team. Its abit humorous too since Labbe is the really a US postal carrier.
We had so much fun riding through the wind tunnels and the construction sites, but as with any major bicycling event, I ended up losing something. This time it was my temper.
On the 40th mile of the 45 mile ride, I was riding at roughly 17mph and leaned forward to rest my shoulders. As I leaned forward, a soda bottle flew past my field of vision and realized that it had missed the back of my head by a inch or so.
The teen that decided to take a shot at me was riding in a silver Mustang and laughing as the driver sped up. Suddenly found themselves caught in traffic of a two lane road. Then the driver began weaving in and out of traffic when they saw the man on the bike giving chase, trying to get away. At one point, the driver had to hold his lane because of the motorcycle he saw on the side of the road, thinking it was cop.
Unfortunately, when he saw that it was one of the event's safety motorcycles helping a cyclist with a flat, the Mustang cut through traffic again and escaped.
Even though I was up to 27mph and the traffic slowed them down, I knew I couldnt have caught up with the teens. On the other hand I did have a clear line of sight on the car and its passangers. If I had been carrying my pistol, I would have been able to fire the entire ten round clip into the Mustang.
I know it was my road rage flaring again. I know that the right thing to do would have been to get the license plate number, call 911 on my cell phone, and report an attempted battery. The driver's license would have been suspended as well as fines for both the driver and the passenger. That is, if the police bothered to persue the issue, which tends to be ignored unless there is physical harm or a casaulty.
As another cyclist told me, God will get them in the end. Quite frankly, I want first crack at them before Him.
Its too bad that something like this has to mar a good event, which ironically, was a charity for kids.
So parents, please warn your children. If they are inclined to give their lives so willing, then there are a few of us more than willing to take it from them.
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Dark By Any Other Color
This week's article from Tongue Tied has reader feedback about how the banning of the movie Song of the South. I didnt realize the main actor, James Baskett, was the first black American to ever win an Academy award.
Apparently people would rather see this movie as a racist media instead of one of the most renowned Disney period piece films.
Thank God I have a copy of the movie laying around.
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Out in The Yard
Party! Party! *THUDUNK!* Dude, you fell!
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If the pilot thinks you are too fat to fly, perhaps you should take the train.
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Fox News wants to sue Fox Broadcasting because of a Simpsons parody. Doh!
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Background Noise
The Radio Music Awards is on the television right now. Bleah.
Michael Jackson is giving some speech about a new collaboration going on with various artists. This is along the same lines as We Are The World.
Is it me or does Jackson look like a walking skeleton now? Ewww...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Jaqueline: Oh wow! You're the 100th guy I've had today!
Me: Was it good for you as it was for me?
-- a conversation with the Target check out girl. What did you expect? She was cute.
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Sometimes We Have To Let Go
Gov. Jeb Bush orders the feeding tube back to a brain damaged woman.
I'm sorry that this woman's family has to go thru such a thing. And as hard as it is, the husband really did make the right choice in letting her go. Is this being alive or is it being there?
Although I may not agree with the starvation of his brain dead wife, I do agree that she has become a shell that the family is trying to hold onto abit too tightly. By keeping her tied to the withered body, this poor woman is trapped in horric existance.
And now the government has just ensured that she stays there.
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Words Words Words
The word "Chic" is now considered a slur against women. Since when?! What bitch thought up this one? *snickers*
It seems that almost every word in the dictionary is harmful to someone. And apparently, no one can take a joke.
They are just words, people. Unless for some reason, you are actually considering yourself that particular name, then what does it really matter?
Hmmm.. granted, I've been known as a motherfu... umm... nevermind... Heh...
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Out in The Yard
The worst 10 corporate law suits. I dont know. I figured most of those lawsuits were pretty stupid.
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Sierra girls arent hot! And they just figured this out?!
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Sucking for Quiznos. If you havent seen this ad, try to avoid it. Have the Quiznos Beefeater. Its much better.
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Background Noise
In The End by Linkin Park
All I know
Time is a valuable thing,
Watch it fly by
As the pendulum swings...
Watch it count down
To the end of the day...
The clock ticks life away...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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I always get this from a Freudian slip whenever I see my ex-wife. Instead of saying "Hi! How are you?" I slip and say "You frigging bitch! You've ruined my life!" -- Anonymous
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Animal Impersonations
Its official. I am a jackass. And I can prove it.
Tonight was the first night in quite some time that I've been able to make it to the gym. After making the usual greetings from people I hadnt seen in awhile, I made it to the row of elliptical machines and proceeded to set up for some cardio work.
On my left, I begin to talking to my friend Casey, who normally isnt there this late. He reminded me that the gym's workout contest has started today so a lot of people were going to working out at odd hours.
The contest is for groups of people who make up teams and is a variation of football. For each workout a person does, they get points. The team with the most points at the end of a week, wins that round. Teams with the most wins meet each other in playoffs, then finally, the finals.
So as Casey and I talk about the contest, I look at the person who is on the elliptical machine on my right.
And there she was. Eleesa.
Eleesa, a very sweet, kind redhead that I had dated many moons ago.
Eleesa, a woman who I basically left wondering for a very long time.
Eleesa, a woman whom I felt so guilty about because I let my life and work get so much in the way that I never even said "We should see other people."
I had broken my own rule about seeing women from work when I went out with Eleesa. But then things had gotten so hectic, a month had passed before I realized that I hadnt even called her. So I didnt say much of anything else since then.
And now, here she was... Standing right next to me...
This had to be handled with tact so I said the first thing that came to mind: "OH SHIT!"
What the hell was I thinking?!
Now I began to ramble apologies, only making matters worse, by making comments such as "Damn! I'm sorry! Damn! I'm a moron! Damn! I'm such a schmuck! Damn!"
After the confused look on Casey's face and the slightly irritated look on Eleesa's face had passed, which seemed like forever, I composed myself enough to say "Look. I'm sorry. Lets start from the beginning. Hi.. How are you?"
So Eleesa and I chatted during our workout. It was like the meaningless conversation that people at the bank may have, but for what it was worth, I did enjoy it. After all, there was no bloodletting involved, mainly mine.
After she left, in the back of my mind, I still felt like one of those cartoons where the man's head becomes that of a jackass.
Its things like this makes me wonder which end of the jackass I really am.
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Another Stupid Lawsuit
The company that was embarrassed when it was discovered that their cd copy protection could be easily defeated is now trying to sue the Princeton student that revealed the secret.
SunComm Technologies Inc. wants to sue Alex Haldermann because he disclosed the fact their software installed driver files onto a user's computer. According to SunComm, by releasing the fact that these drivers exist violate the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
So let me get this straight.
SunComm is wanting to sue Haldermann for saying that these drivers are being installed on a person's machine. But if software asks permission to install, normally thru some kind of license agreement, then how the hell are we supposed to NOT know they exist?
And if they arent asking for permission for the installation, then we definately will look to see what was installed. Its not like their existance could be hidden?! This is especially true for if there were any registry changes!
This kind of crap normally comes from the virus and worm writers.
So what the hell is exactly SunComm thinking?!
Sorry, Anthony Hamilton. I've never heard any of your music and with SunComm's software on your cd, I dont think I ever will.
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Out in The Yard
Max Payne 2 is coming out this week! I cant wait! I played Max Payne 1 like a madman when it was first released so I expect good things from the sequel.
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Senior citizen men get naked for calender in a local school's fundraiser. Naked old men are fine for school fundraisers, but not naked young women?! Dont they where the real money is at?!
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Chinese martial artist attacks burglars, killing two of them. We tried to warn you about those martial artists, but would you listen? Noooooo....
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Background Noise
Ventura Highway by America
Ventura Highway
In the sunshine
Where the days are longer
And the nights are stronger
Than moonshine
Gah... I'm getting old.
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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PS: Holly, Lil, and Florence - you missed a good one today. Have Dave explain his survival methods for getting protein if you are ever stranded. -- From an email going around work.
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Survive The Day
Its been a rough couple of weeks. There were days that I was actually putting in 10 to 12 hour days. I thought these people knew I was just there for the paycheck?!
So the qualification for a good day at work? Nobody dies... At least not by my hand.
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Musical Hideouts
This article notes that file swappers are gathering together in secured rooms and encrypting their files to prevent any outsiders from telling what they are.
They just figured that out now?!
Since the RIAA is going onto the public areas in attempt to stop the file sharing, the file sharers have made sure that the RIAA cant invade their privacy. With internal, invitation only networks set up that would rival some businesses, file sharing is thriving.
Hmmm.. I wonder if the RIAA has stock in those companies that sell network hardware and software.
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And The Vote Goes On
Today, the people of California are voting whether or not, Gov. Gray Davis should be kicked out of his office. All that can be really said to Gray is this:
"Nah Nah Nah.. Nah Nah Nah... Hey Hey Hey... Goodbye..."
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Its Not Like We Watch The Show
The Motion Picture Association of America dont want to send screeners to the Oscar committees.
For those that dont know, a "screener" is a copy of a movie that is sent to an Oscar judge to watch and see if they like it. At the bottom of the screen, the words FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION are constantly displayed.
The MPAA believes that screeners allow pirates to make and distribute illegal copies of their movies.
The only problem with this thought is that screeners have been around forever; not just for the Oscars. Screeners are released for video and retail stores so that the owners can preview the product and hopefully buy more copies.
I'm not a fan of the Oscars, but it seems pretty silly to limit the people who judge your film, especially when you have lots of money tied into the project.
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Out in The Yard
Speaking of movies, Kevin Smith, the writer and director of Dogma and Clerks, had his wife pose for Playboy. I can see being that put into a script. Hehe..
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CD Copy protection defeated by a single key stroke. And they spent how much on this?! Ha!
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Here is another dream machine that I will probably never be able to afford.
This is the Carbon Chorus from Bianchi. This bicycle weighs only 17lbs and for a mere $4100, it could be mine... Right.
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Background Noise
Sister Golden Hair by America
Well, I aint ready for the alter
But I do agree this time
When a woman sure
Can be a friend of mine.
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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I like it rough. -- Gi talking about floor tile.
Tower View
150 Proof
After a few months of training, the MS150 finally came around.
For those that dont know, the Multiple Sclerosis society sponsors the MS 150 bike ride as one of their major fundraiser. Not only is it a worthy cause, but its one of the best sponsored and maintained charity events throughout the nation. For two days, cyclists ride an average of 75 to 85 miles for a total of 150 plus miles.
This was going to be the first time I had ever did this massive ride as well as the furthest I had ever ridden. If figured that at a leisurely pace of 15 mph it would take roughly 6 hours of ride time per day; 7 hours when including breaks and lunch.
And as usual, with any major cycling event, I lost something. This time it was my mind.
A Ride Like Any Other
On the first day, after going 12.5 or so miles, there was a major crash. Someone had cracked on the road and was awaiting an ambulance. Fortunately, it was for more precautionary measures, but it made me think "What the hell am I doing out here with these people?!"
By the 30th mile, the headwind had started gently pushing into the riders. For the road between the third and fourth rest stops, it was flattening them.
The distance between most rest stops averages between 11 and 15 miles. In this case, the it was 9 miles between stops #3 and #4. Why? Because with the trees and the direction, the road became a virtual wind tunnel. And of course, we were going against the wind.
My mind screamed out "What the hell was I thinking?!"
At around the 53 mile mark, I began feeling a slight sting along the back of my right ankle. I left it alone and tried to relax abit more since, according to the directions provided to the riders, the lunch stop was at the 55 mile mark; rest stop #5.
Lunch was a turkey wrap along with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That was a good mix especially since I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast, had eaten a peanut butter Power Bar at stop #4, was carrying three more peanut butter Power Bars as well as a bag of peanut butter crisps.
My stomach screamed out "What the hell was I thinking?!"
After lunch, the directions noted that it was 10 miles to the final rest stop, and then finally, 15 miles to the end of the day. The total was supposed to have been 79 miles.
The bastards were lying to us.
The Long Way Home
By mile 63, my body is aching; legs begging to stop. I've been impolite by drafting behind a ten person team since leaving the lunch area. There I was, pedalling away, praying they wouldnt say something about how rude it is to draft behind people without asking. Well, that and the fact I kept staring at the arse of the cute Chinese lass who was in front of me.
As we would approach a stop sign, the team would call out the warnings "Stopping! Stopping!" I responded with the first thing that came to mind: "I'm dying! I'm dying!"
According to the directions, it was only two more miles to the final rest stop. When we reached the 65 mile mark, my ankle began screaming out "What the hell was I thinking?!"
The team kept going so I kept going... That is until we got to the bridge.
A small bridge, slight elevation. Rest stop on the other side. Salvation was there. And the team flew like the wind to get to it.
I, on the other hand, would do no flying now. The right ankle was screaming out "Hello!! We dont like this any more!"
My pace slowed, fighting to get the bridge.
A pair of triathletes pass me, smiling, flying. They encouraged me on as they speed by: "Come on! You can do it! The rest stop is on the other side!"
My mind screamed out "F*** YOU!"
After crossing the bridge and making the rest stop, I glanced down at my odometer. 68 miles. The bastards had lied about the mileage...
Into The Home Stretch
Snow Cones never tasted so good than the ones at the final stop. My body whispered a slight "Thank you" as it enjoyed the rest it needed ever so badly.
The team I had followed was leaving so I figured I would follow them again. After all, I got the rest I needed. I even stayed past the typical 10 minutes that I normally do.
I should have stayed longer.
The directions said the end was at 79 miles. At the 73 mile mark, it suddenly occurred to me that the directions could have lied about the ending as well. They wouldnt have done that, would they?
At the 75 mile mark, my ankle is screaming out "F*** YOU!"
At the 77 mile mark, an event volunteer cheers to the passing riders "Way to go! You're in the home stretch! You're almost there!"
My mind screamed out "F*** YOU!" My mouth only whispered it.
At the 79 mile mark, with no finish line in sight, my mouth said it about louder "F***! They lied to us again!"
Finally, after 81 miles, the goal has been reached for day one.
That isnt a smile on my face. It was just stuck in perpetual pain mode.
Phil Liggett, the John Madden of professional bicycling, once said "Cycling is about pain. Its about suffering." If I ever meet the man, someone please remind me to smack him.
And In End, It Doesnt Really Matter
Day one was complete. And so was my ride.
My shoulders ached. My back ached. My bottom ached. My legs ached. My right ankle ached. As it turned out, the ankle was the beginnings of an Achilles strain. No more riding for the rest of the weekend lest do more damage to it.
Reviewing my odometer, I saw the results. After just over a 7 hour day with 5.5 hours on the bicycle itself, the average speed was 18mph with the top speed of 22mph.
And after all, that I cant wait to do this again next year...! Maybe Phil Liggett is onto something after all...
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And Now For Something Completely Different
AmaDoofus, the local dj who plays a local film critic on television, said he absolutely hated Underworld.
I knew it was going to be good. Underworld is a great movie with enough action and science fiction to keep fans of both genres happy. Its a very British movie in its language and demeanor, but does alot to make it worth while for American audiences.
The handgun fan within me noticed that Selene, the main character, used sets of Walther P99s and H&K USP Compacts, both of which are personal favorites of mine.
Go see this movie. It will be worth it just to piss off AmaDoofus...
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Out in The Yard
The recall is back on track. Thankfully, the judges saw that there was no need to delay the election. I guess Gray couldnt pay off these eleven judges.
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Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett is sueing the NFL to let him in the draft. Finish college first, you wanker! Oh wait... You arent wanted at Ohio State any more. Nevermind.
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Profanity has increased on television. No sh*t? Are you fu*king sure?
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Speaking of television, the American version of Coupling starts Thursday. I may have problems liking Susan as a brunette and Sally as a blonde. On the British version, its visa versa.
The show is being taunted as the replacement for Friends. No sh*t? Are you fu*king sure?
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Background Noise
Gin and Juice by Snoop Dog
Rolling down the street
Smoking, smoking...
Sipping on gin and juice...
Laid back...
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T? -- Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Tower View
Braveheart
The anniversary of Sept.11 has passed by... Never forget, Never again...
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Insomnia
I've once again made the mistake of letting work and training get in the way of relaxtion, especially when it comes to updating the blog. I wont write a novel again because it takes so darn long. Well, that and Vy told me the she had problems reading it because it was so long...
I dont undertand. What is wrong with reading a really long electronic book at 2am when your tired? Dont we all do that?
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American Flyers
I had to do a 50 mile training ride in order to get ready for the 150 mile charity event coming up soon. It was the first time I had ever did a major event that didnt include me losing a piece of my bicycle or crashing.
Hats off to Josh who rode the way with me. The man kept me laughing while I made him keep the pace. He even does an impressive Gimili impersonation (see Lord of The Rings). See you for the 150, sir!
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The Jerk
A local dj who likes playing film critic panned Once Upon A Time in Mexico saying that it was a really bad movie. This coming from a man who absolutely loved Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star?!
So I knew I had to watch Once Upon A Time. I was going to watch it anway since it was the third in Robert Rodquiez's El Mariachi series. But since "Ama-doofus" hated it, I knew it was going to be good.
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Now And Then
Doombringer keeps getting himself caught in the worst sitations.
For the second weekend in a row, a group of us went to Buca Di Beppo. And for the second weekend in a row, he was taunted for being the "small" one in the group. And for the second time in a row, it wasnt his friends who was teasing him, but rather the waitress. Ouch!
I guess he wont be ordering the small linguine or the small spaghetti for some time.
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Sense and Sensibility
Ben and Jen broke up. All I can say is Thank God! His friends came thru and talked him out of marrying J-Ho... I mean, come on, man! Look at what was in there before you!
The Dead Pool
John Ritter and Johnny Cash passed away recently. Maybe we'll get lucky and J-Ho will be the third "J" to pass away. Nothing personal against Jennifer. She was the only J I could think of... (Ok, Ben. I said it. Where's my $50?)
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The Usual Suspects
RIAA and BMG Music are hailing their copy protection for music cd's. If I actually buy music, I would really like to use it the way I like it. Thats usually in different formats including my own compilation cds and mp3s. So thanks RIAA.. You've given the people another reason for not buying cd's.
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Return Of The Living Dead
A federal court halts the California recall. They believe that there should be more time for things to be in order.
Ok, fine. Give them until November. There is no reason to Gray around until March except to try get him back on the ballot as well as keep him in command.
How much money were they getting for this?! Apparently more than the residents of California are getting...
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Out in The Yard
In his article, Eric Burns takes a candid shot at James Lipton, the host of Inside The Actors Studio. All I can say is Star****er!
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An appeal for an expelled teen who gave oral sex to another student on the bus was dismissed. The girl's mother tried to say that oral sex wasnt listed as unacceptable behavior.
She gave the lad oral sex on the bus?! What did people expect in Beaver county?!
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The Woman's United Soccer Association shut down today due to lack of funds. Damn! No more Brandi Chastain pictures?!
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Background Noise
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears
All for freedom
And for pleasure...
Nothing lasts forever...
Everybody wants to rule the world
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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No, I wouldnt do it again. Maybe with Madonna. -- Britney on kissing another woman. I'd pay good money to see that again.
Tower View
The Trip
Over the holiday I took a training trip to get ready for this month's 150 mile ride. It wasnt an overall exciting trip, but I was able to put in 75 miles. The highlights of the trip, as strange as this may sound, were:
1) I discovered that other drivers will refuse to let you merge into their lane unless a pistol is waved in their direction.
2) Headwinds really suck, especially when coming from the ocean... at high speed... in both directions... while going over a hill...
3) The heat was so bad that I felt like a senior citzen in France.
4) A pomeranian named Bucky decided to bark at me as I cruised by, then gave chase. I found out the dog's name because the owner kept yelling "Bucky! Watch your back, Bucky!"
Watch his back? The little bastard was lucky he didnt get his miniature head caught in my spokes or my steel cleats in its face.
Woof, woof!
Speaking of dogs, Johnny Depp called the US an aggressive puppy. Although I dont agree with most of Depp's opinions, I did agree about his comment that politicians spent way too much time with the renaming of "French fries" to "Freedom fries."
Despite the difference in opinions, I will admit that the actor does keep his word. Unlike others who have harsh views for the country, say like Tim Robbins or Susan Sarandon, Depp has remembered that if people really dont like the country, they arent forced to stay. They are free free to move elsewhere.
Unlike Robbins and Sarandon, Depp lives in France.
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State Of Denial
Jeffrey Parson, the teen who was arrested for modifying the Blaster worm, spoke out today.
He notes "I understand that the government needs to catch someone for these crimes. I'm not the one they need to get." His mother has even said "My son is not brilliant; he's not genius. Anyone that has any computer knowledge could have done what Jeff did."
Excuse me? Why is there even a dispute about this? If Parson modified the worm and released it, then he's done the crime. He's even admitted to doing it.
Hello?! If you admit to doing the crime, then why are you argueing that you shouldnt be arrested?!
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Out in The Yard
Man steals GPS, then is arrested. I bet he still doesnt know how the cops found him.
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Dont hate Anna because she's beautiful. Hate her? Hell, I'd settle for doing her!
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I got to test out this bike. And its in black! For only $2,200, it could be all mine.
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
Background Noise
Jacob's Ladder by Huey Lewis and The News
Step by step,
One by one,
Higher and higher,
I'm climbing Jacob's Ladder...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Man the torpedoes! -- Freddy Krueger from Freddy vs. Jason
Tower View
RIAA has shown how they identify "illegal" files. They've made claims against a woman in New York that the files she had on her computer came from napster, not cds she purchased.
The question here is, so what?
If I remember my Information Law (and its really rusty), a person who purchases a cd is allowed to make duplicates for personal usage. There was nothing that said that you couldnt get the duplicate first.
Another mistake made by the RIAA. Instead of seeing the new medium as a chance for a way to bring in new business, they are determined to follow the old business model; have people pay more money for bad products.
How often has someone paid $20 for a cd to get 1 good song and 12 bad ones? I havent done that in a long time.
The RIAA feels this woman was more of a shoplifter, that she was taking the songs without permission. They neglected to see the amount of money she spent buying the cds after hearing the songs she downloaded. She had only purchased the music she actually liked and knew was good.
Greed tends to make people blind.
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Critical Work
Quotes from critics sell movies. The problems is that many of these so-called critics are either taken out of context or simply just the person's opinion.
This bring up Hollywood BitchSlap's Whore of the Year: the critic who was used the most to sell bad movies.
Makes sense to me.
I figured any critic who actually liked Gigli had to either be boning Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, or both.
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Out in The Yard
Mississippi judge refuses to remove burning cross from courthouse. Damn. Its not like the lawmakers in Mississippi dont know what the hell they are doing anyway.
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Fart causes bank to be sued Damn. And I thought only the US had stupid lawsuits.
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Gas kills sex life. Damn. And I thought all my girls liked playing Turtle with me.
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Background Noise
He Got Game by Public Enemy
Damn.
Was it something I said?
Pretend you dont see
So you turn your head...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Neal: Sucks to be you! Ha! Ha!
Gi: What do you mean "Sex with me?!"
-- Miscommunication at work once again
Tower View
Language Lessons
Vegas outranks the public school system when it comes teaching immigrants how to speak English.
Thats pretty sad, isnt it?
So many people are determined to have our own culture bend and make it easy for those who cant speak English. And then here are the casinos, teaching their own employees how to speak English. If those immigrant employees didnt learn English, then they are out of a job. How simple enough is that?
What happens when an American is trying to employment in Europe or Asia? Would those cultures bend to the American will and have everyone else speak English? I sincerely doubt that.
Maybe the public schools will actually learn something from the casinos.
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No More Newbies
Speaking of immigrants, there is a sentiment going on for opposing future illegal immigration. With so many illegal immigrants coming in, employers are hiring these people in at a signficantly lower wage than those people who actually live here.
Coming from a family who legally immigrated from Asia, its ironic that I fall into this sentiment.
Why do I fall into this realm?
1) My family legally immigrated.
I understand that many people who come into this country cant afford the cost of being legal immigration. But why should we have to pay our tax dollars to set up aid stations in the middle of the wilderness because people are crossing the border illegally. I think this money could be spent somewhere else, for example, teaching our kids how to speak frigging English.
2) I have many friends who legally immigrated.
They went through a ton of red tape in order to become legal immigrants. Why should they have to pay more than those who havent come in legally?
3) The illegals are getting screwed by the greedy.
I wonder if those illegals are really better off being here. Too many greedy companies/employers are hiring these immigrants at an obnoxiously lower wage rate than the legals or citizens. Even the legals are getting hired at a lower rate than the citizens.
As one of those who are threatened by the cheap labor, I find this feeling of bringing in more immigrants to enforce such so-called "world corporations" abit of a crock.
If its really going to be a world corporation, then why arent the upper eschelon being replaced with the immigrants as well?
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Out in The Yard
The Star Wars Kid deals with fame. If you've never seen the video, its of a young, heavyset teen named Ghyslain imaging that he is a light saber fight. As much as Ghyslain doesnt want the fame, he has become an international hit.
Check out JediMaster.Net to see the video. Ghyslain is great because he is simply the kid that is inside of all us.
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Two teens charged with sexual assault on each other. How the hell did they come up with this one?
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Background Noise
"Rebus" is on BBC America tonight.
It stars John Hannah from The Mummy and The Mummy Returns as a cynical Scottish detective who has no problem stepping on a few toes in order to get his way. It makes Rebus an interesting character because his personal obsessions play havoc with his personal life.
Sounds a lot like myself then...
More info on Rebus can be found here.
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Jane: Those arent films! Those are names of all the women you've slept with! You've videotaped all the women you've had sex with, havent you??
Patrick: I can explain. Yes, I have...
-- from Coupling yet again
Tower View
Define Small
CNN's article notes that the RIAA wont put go after the small violators.
Go figure. Since the word "substantial" hasnt been defined, they could say that anyone with more than 2 songs on their computer is substantial.
Now that it would help them any. Most everyone I know is now using our own servers or cd drives that cant be read without permission.
So do they plan on invading our right to privacy to read our drives? I wouldnt doubt it.
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Gray Is Crying
Gray Davis lashed out at the Republican party for the recall that will take him out of office.
I dont know, Gray. Seems to me that you did all that yourself.
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Out in The Yard
Citibank notes a scam email going around. I believe it since I got one of these emails and I'm not even a Citibank customer.
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Man tosses attacking bear. Damn!
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Eagles used to fend off giant gerbils. I was going to make a joke here, but I was refraining from such childish things.
That is until I saw AmusedOne running to the airport with a plane ticket to China in his hand...
Background Noise
Day By Day by Hooters
Nothing lasts forever,
Only fades away,
Day by day...
Day by day...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Look! Its the four pillars of the male heterosexuality. We like 1) naked women, 2) stockings, 3) lesbians, and 4) Sean Connery best as James Bond. Why? Because that is what being a boy is! -- Steve from Coupling
Tower View
Once again, its been really hectic so I havent been able to post. Hopefully this really long post will make up for the past week.
The Obituary
A friend sent this to me. I had seen it before, but I forgotten the sadness I felt at this passing...
Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life, but died in the United States from heart failure early in the new millennium. No one really knows how old he was, since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, and factories, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.
For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and "new math." But his health declined when he became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus.
In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of well intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.
Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports.
When an individual, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, was awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel. As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, stepladders and auto emissions.
Common Sense finally succumbed when, while the United States was fighting a war on terrorism, a federal judge declared the Pledge of Allegiance to be unconstitutional.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepsiblings: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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Wheel Away Part 1
This past weekend, I was taking my first major road trip for a cycling event. In order to get ready, my bicycle was going to have to get some major maintenance work done it.
One of the first things was that I replaced the saddle (aka seat) to a lighter, more aerodynamic one.
The second thing was that I had been debating about getting a new set of wheels. The current wheels were only a year old, but they were the cheap stock versions that came with the bike. They had been through so much that they were beginning to wobble and I had never really had them adjusted (called truing).
All the wheels I had been looking at would range from $300 for both to as high as $1000. Since I only paid $450 for the whole bike, getting the new wheels seemed out of the question.
When I took it into the shop, I asked the maintenance guy, Chris, if he could true the wheels as well as check out the brakes, chain, etc. I would leave it there for a couple of days, then come back to pick it up.
A few days later, when I returned, the other tech, Mike, said that Chris had left a note saying that my rear wheel couldnt be repaired. The rear wheel was warped enough to make it harder to fix rather than just buy a new one.
After cringing at that thought, I was relieved when Mike told me that a replacement was only $50. But then he says "But... I would recommend this set to replace both wheels."
I cringed again.
Mike begins showing this set of Neuvation wheels, black and red to match my bike, more rigid than the cheapies and more aerodymnamic.
They were so good that he has never had one returned except for the usual truing. They were so good that Motobecane was using them as their stock tires on their cheaper bicycles.
For Motobecane, a cheaper bicyle means its $800.
This was like putting on Porche wheels on a Volkswagon Passat.
I cringed again. Then I asked the obvious question.. "How much?"
His reply: "Normally they run $250, but since you spend so much here, I'll sell them to you for $230. I know its not a lot off, but thats how much we pay for them."
At that the price, this was too much of a deal to pass up.
I surrendered my soul and my credit card for these wheels. Best part, he was able to get the work done that day so I was able to pick up the bike on the way home from work.
When I got home, I realized that Mike had forgotten to put a part back onto my front wheel for my speedometer. I called him at the shop and double checked that he hadnt tossed out my old wheels yet.
Fortunately, he hadnt thrown them out yet and told me to come by in the morning on my way out of town. He would remove the clip off the old wheel, then put it back onto the new one.
So I rode the bike around the neighborhood to get a feel for the new tires. For the cost, they were everything Mike had said they would be. They were an absolute dream.
Wheel Away Part 2
The next morning, I walked into the shop, new wheel in hand, ready for Mike to put the speedometer clip on. The first thing he says as soon as I walk in: "Oh hey.. umm.. dude.. I need to show you something.."
I cringed.
Mike begins to show me the invoice screen on his register. If you looked at the link, like I did the night before, the wheels were listed was exactly as Mike noted: $250. The picture didnt quite match, but it was close enough.
The wheels he had installed where the good kind; the really.. good.. kind. The $500 kind.
I cringed and felt a pucker around the anal region. I had wondered if I had been caught in some kind of bait and switch.
Then I asked the obvious question "Do you need me to pay the rest of it?"
He replied "Nah, dont worry about it. I've sold three sets at $250 already and your's at the $230."
I felt the pucker relax abit as Mike told me about he would have never even noticed until he tried to order more of the wheels, that they were selling like mad. Thats when his boss tried to figure out why the rest of the stores couldnt sell them as fast.
Must have been the price... *cough*
Mike returned my clip to its proper place on the new wheel, then gave me my old wheels saying "Here. Hide the evidence."
The only thing I was worried about now was hopefully that Mike wouldnt lose his job over this. By my estimation, that was nearly $1000 lost in the sale of the wheels.
He said he would be ok. After all, he was one of the seniors techs and one of their better salesmen.
At prices like these, I can understand why. Hopefully, nothing will happen to Mike. He might have one of these sales again.
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And The Trip Itself?
After all that excitement (I know it wasnt *that* exciting, but it was for me), the cycling event was a bit more tame. We road 26 miles in the rain, enjoyed a buffet at a local restaurant, and had a good time was had by all.
On that note, I must have give kudos to Kelli.
What can be said about an attractive woman who likes sports, like shooting handguns, and even more so, willing to pull down her workout pants to show me her legs?
I tried talking her to going out with my buddy, Doombringer, who is in dire need of female companionship, but to no avail.
Why? Well, besides the fact that we are talking about Doom, there were some other reasons:
1) Kelli was showing the bruises she had gotten while moving. Not that attractive. 2) She's a cop and she carries more ammunition than I ever would. 3) She's gay. 4) She's in a relationship. 5) Did I mention Kelli was gay?
Granted, with her being a lesbian, Kelli does fall into one of the pillars of male heterosexuality and Doom gets a chance to dream, doesnt he?
Out in The Yard
Anne's blog has new look. She's even got a new picture out there which looks really good.
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US tech workers are the ones training their replacements. US companies are wanting us to train the cheaper labor so they can lay off the more expensive Americans. Something is wrong in that.
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Over half of Califorina voters would pick Schwarzenegger. After Gray Davis screwed things up, its no wonder that Arnold would be a front runner. If he doesnt like what someone has to say, he'll either shoot them or break them in half.
Granted, I wouldnt mind voting for Larry Flynt. I can see it now. "If I'm elected, I promise to have a naked woman in everyone's home.."
Background Noise
Get Down Tonight by K.C. And The Sunshine Band
Do a little dance...
Make a little love...
Get down tonight...
Get down tonight...
I'm still in that 70's mode.
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Look at me! I'm nearly thirty years old! I'm a prison for sperm! -- Jeff from Coupling
Tower View
From The Sick Bed
Its been awhile since I've been able to post. It sucks being sick.
Granted, my illness is simply weather and a head cold, but it still sucks. I can only imagine those people who are really ill with SARS, AIDS, or some major disease.
Then here I am, whining about a head cold.
The comfort I've had is by watching my recordings of the Tour de France and the British comedy, Coupling. The show was such a hit in the UK that the US is bringing it to the States.
How else can you explain a series in which the guy who is dating the girl that went out with his best friend while her best friend goes out with her ex? Then there is the guy's ex who wants to go out with everyone, male or female, while the best friend would pay money in order to go out with somebody... anybody...
Come to think of it, I've got a friend like that. *cough Doombringer cough* Hmmm...
Anyways, between my coughing and my laughing, I think I woke my neighbors on several occasions.
Parking Lot Adventures
I know I have an issue with my road rage, but I usually keep it in check, especially around the parking lot. After all, how bad can it get in the parking lot?
That changed today.
I was picking up lunch today from a local suchi place that happened to be next door to a supermarket. I had just gotten into the Jeep and started the engine when a white station wagon flies thru the parking lot, cutting between the parking spaces.
The male senior citizen behind the wheel was determined to beat this little Honda Civic thru the lot, but despite the fact that the Civic was obeying the law and driving thru the given lanes at a slow speed, the older station wagon was no match for the newer vehicle.
The Civic moved across unaware of the white predator that was ready to plow thru my Jeep and the other two cars next to me.
What the hell is it with old people driving thru markets?!
Again, another situation in which the other person was lucky that I wasnt carrying any weapons.
Out in The Yard
Mom leaves kid in the trunk. Now I know that parental units have always had that urge, but damn...
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School superintendent fails English test. This must explain the state of the nation's eduction.
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Gray Davis is sueing to delay the recall. Are you kidding me? Its time to go Gray. We dont need your so-called help any more.
Background Noise
Sister Golden Hair by America
I keep on thinking about you,
Sister golden hair surprise,
and I just cant live without you...
Cant you see it in my eyes?
Ok, so I was having a 70's urge...
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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No breathing, no life. -- Mr. Miyagi
Tower View
The Quest For Five Continues
Tour de France: Lance beats Jan!
Lance and Jan battle it out in an exciting final time trail.
Its a close race with both men riding, giving and taking seconds here and there, but still overall at the same time. Ullrich's powerful style shined while Armstrong's fast powered pace was reflected in his face.
Then with under 10 kms to go, Jan hits the deck and slides, giving Lance another 6 seconds. Afterwards Jan looked shaken, nervous, and going slower than normal. He kept looking back, trying to wave off his manager's pace car, then looking down at his cycle, checking to see if anything was breaking.
Ullrich eventually finished fourth while Lance finished third, beating the German by 11 seconds. With David Millar and Tyler Hamilton taking first and second respectively, the overall classification is pretty much tied up.
So the final outcome is all but tied up. With a leisurely ride to the Champ-Elysee, Lance will enter Paris as the winner of his fifth straight Tour. Armstrong is the only American to do such a feat. He also ties Migual Indurain as the only man who has won five in a row.
If I could only ride so well...
The question now arises: Will there be six?!
Armstrong's site has a great image of him and Ullrich.
Check out Outdoor Life Network's website for the latest news.
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Out in The Yard
28 DAYS gets a new ending. Damn! I'm going to have to watch it again!
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"Bennifer" is getting panned by the critics. I hope so. I dont know how much more I can take of Ben and Jerry.. err.. I mean Ben and Jenny... Jennifer. You know what I mean.
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Background Noise
Karate Kid II is on, hence today's quote. I liked the series until Karate Kid III came out.
Why is it that every time a sequel comes out, the story line gets screwed up?
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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I can't wait til I get that Giant between my legs. -- Marie talking about her new bicycle.
Tower View
Two Down, One To Go
The Hussein brothers are confirmed dead. Maybe our troops will be able to secure themselves now from ambush.
Come home safe guys. Stay frosty.
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Too Little, Too Late
The byline from this story on CNN is Hollywood to pirates: Please don't steal.
I can hear the response now: No.
I understand that this is people's livelyhood; that they live off this product. But then I also have no issue with getting a copy of a movie prior to its DVD release.
If its worth the money as the industry would have us to believe, then I will buy it. If its not worth the money, then I wouldnt have bought it anyway.
So what have they really lost?
Now I will say that those who are selling the movie copies should be smacked. If the industry isnt going to make any money off of this, then neither should we.
Its the fair thing to do.
Out in The Yard
Tour de France:
Its a rest day for the Tour. After yesterday, I think that even the spectators need it.
Check out Outdoor Life Network's website for the latest news.
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MS Flight Sim 2004 is available. As much as I love this game, why did MS feel that the steel tin was worth the extra $5? Merchandising, merchandising, merchandising...
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She had to keep the sofa dry. Are you kidding me?
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Background Noise
Couch Potato by "Wierd" Al Yankovic
You're going to lose your mind watching tv
They told me, they scold me
But I still tune in every show
On cable I get CSpan, TVLand, and HBO,
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime...
I cant help it. Its a great parody of Eminem's "Lose Yourself".
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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At first, I thought I wanted a career. Then I realized I am just here for the paycheck. -- tagline at work
Tower View
Its been hectic as hell at the office. If work is supposed to be so fulfilling, why do they have to pay us to do it?
Word Smithing
This week's PC Police article shows how the League of United Latin American Citizens (aka LULAC) wants to change the wording of the Goliad Massacre.
For those not familiar with the Goliad Massacre, this battle entailed Mexican troops killing 300 Texas soldiers.
LULAC feels the word massacre is too harsh and would enforce hatred for Mexicans. They feel the word execution would be best suited for this.
Isnt this the same group that wanted to sue Taco Bell because they felt the Taco Bell dog in the commercials was degrading to Hispanics??
So the Battle of Little Bighorn was an execution? Tell that to Custer's troops.
We are Americans, regardless of our heritage. If you really want to stop the hatred, teach our kids to see beyond skin color and bias. Dont limit their ability to think for themselves.
Massacre is an appropriate word for troops that outnumbered and outgunned. Its also just a word. Its not what killed those men.
So has anyone told LULAC about the Alamo?
Out in The Yard
Tour de France:
Lance wins Stage 15!
In what has been called one of the most exciting races ever, Lance pulls out a win despite crashing and then having pedal problems. An exhausted Armstrong crossed the finish line with a 1" gap between him and second place man, Jan Ullrich.
image from TDF.OLNTV.COM
Speaking of which, kudos have to go out to Ullrich.
After Lance crashed, Ullrich showed the class of a true competitor by waiting til Lance was back and riding before continueing on his way. This way the race was still on even footing and would be decided by them, not by the accident.
I am confused about something though.
OLN has this listed on their site: "In stage 12, Ullrich proved he capable of stealing over a minute and a half. And that was the catalyst Armstrong needed to attack the final mountain of the centenary Tour with the sort of bravado that would enable him to start the final individual test (of stage 19) with a bigger leading buffer."
But according to their own site, stage 19 is a listed as a team time trial.
Ullrich's team, Team Bianchi, isnt as strong as Armstrong's US Postal Service team. USPS proved it by winning stage 6.
But if stage 19 is really the individual time trial like it was last year, then it may come down to Ullrich and Armstrong. Ullrich is an awesome rider, but Armstrong put his stamp of authority at last year's stage 19.
I cant wait to see what happens!
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Cars sold on Ebay? So how do you do the test drive? Hey, Ao? Did you ever get that car? Heh...
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Its time to outlaw spam! Ummm.. duh?
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Judge tosses out NAACP lawsuit against gun makers. Talk about frivelous lawsuits. Guns dont kill people, people kill people... And a bullet doesnt care about the color of your skin.
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Background Noise
Once again, the replay of the Tour de France is on. I tried to listen to the webcast this morning at the office, but the network couldnt keep up.
Its probably a good thing too.
I can imagine myself yelling at my desk while Lance crashed. People at work already think I am strange enough already.
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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If marriage is an institution and love is blind, then marriage is an institution for the blind. -- Anonymous
Tower View
The Happy Couple
To Gi And Alex, Congrats and God Bless!
I tried to send the poor lad a sympathy card, but was threatened with bodily harm if I did such a thing. Geez, women can be really touchy about such things.
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The Great Silver Celica Hunt
Its been raining pretty steadily for the past few days. When it rains, normal people tend to slow down abit, but apparently people who own silver Celicas are incapable of slowing down.
As I was coming down a two lane road, one such Celica came flying down a side connecting street. The driver misjudged his speed, slammed on his breaks, and began sliding.
A quick swerve to the other lane and a hard right swerve to swing the tail out allowed the Celica to miss me by at least a foot. If I hadnt been driving my BMW, I would have been sideswiped for sure. The Jeep just doesnt have the same manuverablity.
So after nearly crashing into either me or into a fence, what does this person do? Speeds down the street behind me.
If it werent for a flooded section of the road that forced all the cars to slow down, the wee bastard would have tried to pass me.
Sometimes stupidity isnt painful enough.
Out in The Yard
Tour de France:
Lance pulls a rabbit out the hat. He holds the lead by just over 20 secs and had to go offroad to avoid a crashing Joseba Beloki.
Beloki is a very strong competitor who has won second place the past few years, but this crash has taken him out of the Tour. Hopefully Beloki will be able to recover from his injuries quickly. He will be missed.
Kudos to Jimmy Caspar. Caspar was part of the major crash in Stage 1 and had been riding all this time with a neck brace. The injuries finally got the best of him today, but still managed to do seven stages and what had to be over 500 miles of cycling.
And there is Tyler Hamiliton who is riding with a fractured collarbone.
I can only hope to be tough as these men.
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Man attacks woman with a dagger; blames the jasmine tea. Are you frigging kidding me?
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David Lee Roth is still rocking. The question is why??
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I am a firm believer that the state government of Mississippi has no idea what the hell its doing, especially with its alienation of affection law. Here is a story that proves it.
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Background Noise
The replay of today's stage of the Tour de France is playing on OLN. I was listening to the stage on OLN's website this morning, but people kept coming up to my desk and asking me questions. So what else can I say?
"Hi, my name is Ken and I'm a cycling addict."
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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Who cares if I've had sex? It's nobody's business. Trust me, I'm not going to have a press conference to announce it. -- Britney Spears
Tower View
Absurdity Abounds
Britney is talking about her virginity? Or in this case, her lack there of.
Isnt this like Micheal Moore talking about his weight loss program?
If she wasnt going to have a press conference, why the hell did she tell People magazine?
Besides, if I'm not going to have sex with her, then at least let me see some good pictures. Hehehe...
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Loss For Words
Wendy McElroy's article talks about the similiarities between Politicaly Correct terms and the language described in George Orwell's book 1984.
Its ironic that the language of Orwell's dark view of the world is very close to the PC language. I always believed that it limits the way free people think because it prevents us from speaking our minds, agreeable or not.
McElroy agrees and shows how we are losing our ability to express ourselves.
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Its The RIAA'S Fault
John Dvorak talks about how the rebirth of anonymity sites are coming because of RIAA's snooping into our own machines. In order to hide from the RIAA's prying eyes, users will use these sites to hide their IP's and make it harder to be found.
Dvorak can see how the bad guys, terrorists, pedofiles, etc., will use the same sites for their own ends.
Thanks RIAA. Here's another mess we can blame you for.
Out in The Yard
Tour de France:
U.S. Postal wins the team time trial! Congrats to the Posties who now hold top 8 positions and to Victor Hugo Pena, the first Colombian to ever wear the yellow jersey!
Check out Outdoor Life Network's website for the latest news.
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What is it with bodies and windshields?! Here is a story about a young man who hit a pedestrian. The impact tore off the ped's legs and smashed the body into the windshield.
"It's the pedestrian's fault. He was wearing dark clothing. The poor kid (the driver) was in the wrong place at the wrong time."
The ped's family may disagree with that one.
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Background Noise
The replay of today's stage of the Tour de France is playing on OLN. I missed listening to the team trial this morning because of a meeting.
Hopefully, people will leave me alone long enough to listen tomorrow's stage.
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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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The Steward
