Castle Shima

Me: Mmmm... McRibs...
Neal: Dude, arent ribs supposed to have real meat in them!?
-- lunch time at the office

Tower View
Tis the Season
During the months of November and December, why does everything around the office become an emergency?

Here we are, the final two months of the year, and then the requests for assistance come flying from the woodwork. Every dept that my team normally doesnt work with has begun asking for things that would take weeks to accomplish. But of course they want it tomorrow.

When we tell them that its not possible to do their request, they get upset. "Why cant you do our very simple request? We are only asking for this, that, and the other in very small font printed sideways by tomorrow morning. It has to be done by tomorrow because we are going on vacation..."

Why in the hell should we rush because *YOU* are going on vacation? Remember, an emergency to you means absolutely nothing to me.
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Out in The Yard
Woman finds condom in her clam chowder. And she wondered why the clam was so chewy...
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Meat for Chinese restaurant is discovered to coyote, not dog. And everyone who ate there feel so much better.
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Can women go longer without sex? I dont know about that. Most women I know can always fall back on their friend, Bob. For those who dont know Bob, he's the Battery Operated Boyfriend.
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Babies are now being named after cars, products, and even diseases. Hmmm... Porsche Shima... That does have a ring to it.

Wait a moment... There was once a porno star named Porsche Lynn. Maybe this wouldnt be such a good idea after all...
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Background Noise
I Melt With You by Modern English

I'll stop the world
And melt with you...
You've seen the difference
And its getting better all the time...

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* I will never forget those nights.
* I wonder if it was a dream.
* Remember how you made me crazy?
* Remember how I made you scream?
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