If you are going to keep your home and yourself sloppy, please dont tell anyone you go to Lakewood Church. Tell them you go to First Baptist Church... -- Pastor Joel Osteen, Lakewood Church.
Tower View
Errata
For all the emails I've gotten recently, thank you all for writing. I hope this will answer a few questions that came up.
1. Yes, in the post concerning Las Vegas, it was 5000 feet, not 5000 miles.
2. Yes, in the post about the mp3 player for the AK47, I meant to say here, not tere.
3. No, I dont wish to make my member any bigger, despite the fact that I'm Asian. Its genetics and there isnt anything I can do about tha... oh wait.. that was a spam note. Ummm ...nevermind...
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Where Is The TechniColor DreamCoat Now?
There is now a scholarship for white students only. I know this was brought up in an effort to fight some of the siliness of affirmative action, but somehow this feels wrong. Almost as if this was stooping to the level of affirmative activists.
If this scholarship gets to stay around, then I figure that this should go to the South African student that was suspended for trying to be elected as "The Most Distinquished African-American" in his high school . The problem the school had was that the student was white, not black.
He was African-American. According to the rules, that is all that should have mattered.
Its stuff like this that brings out stories like the police dog accused of racial profiling.
I guess the people accusing the dog forgot that canines are color blind.
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I Know I'm In Trouble
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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Out in The Yard
Teen girl goes down on boy during school video. At least he didnt try the old "Hole At The Bottom Of The Popcorn Box" trick.
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Man invents dual squirtgun system for bicycles. Now this I can get into. Hmm, I wonder if they would handle a few paintball rounds?
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Background Noise
Hold Back The Rain by Duran Duran
The clouds all scatter
And we ride the outside lane...
Hold back the rain...
Not on your own
So help me please
Hold back the rain...
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* We keep driving into the night
* Its a late goodbye
* Such a late good bye
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