Castle Shima

The state of Texas has shortened the time for someone to get the death penalty. If more then three credible witnesses see you commit the crime, then there is no waiting. You get to go to the front of the line. Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty. My state is putting in a express lane!
-- Ron White from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Tower View
Who Paid For This?!
There is a corporate newsletter going on talking about the security of our network. The slogan goes Passwords are like underwear... The longer, the better.

Who the hell came up with this stupid slogan? They need to be smacked...

This person is pushing to have everyone to have the image of the "Granny Panties." Is this the image you want in your employees' heads? I would hope not...

What about those that wear thongs? So are we saying that women are incapable of having a thin password? Lord knows that so many women are self-conscious about being thin.

And then what about those of us that dont wear underwear? Perhaps we shouldnt have a password at all?

More importantly, who agreed to pay for this newsletter to have such a comment?! Why in the hell would some executive spend the company's money on such drivel when that money could be given to the employees?!

Oh wait.. nevermind. I just answered my own question.
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Out in The Yard
William Hung gets a recording contract. Please, somebody, get that man some singing lessons!
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Theater version of "Return Of The King" to be released on DVD in May. But the extended version wont be out until the holidays?! WTF?!
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Speaking of Viggo, catch Hidalgo. Its a pretty good movie with some interesting cameos such as J.K. Simmons (Oz, Law And Order) and C. Thomas Howell (Red Dawn, Gods And Generals).
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Background Noise
I'll Be At Your Side by The Corrs

And you know that
I'll be at your side...
There is no need to worry...
Together we'll survive
Thru the haste and hurry...
I'll be at your side...
If you feel like you're alone
and you have no where to turn,
I'll be at your side...

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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