Castle Shima

When you get your hair cut, it helps if the woman cutting your hair speaks English. -- Malcolm explaining how, after over a decade, he lost his beard.

Tower View
Reasons To Feel Old
01. With Ronald Reagan dying this past weekend, you realize the only reason you paid attention to the former President was because there were only three television stations.

02. The saying "You can't please everyone all the time" made sense and could be applied.

03. With the way the world is today, James Cameron looks like a genius for the movie True Lies.

04. Discussions about interior decorating begin to make sense.

05. You remember when gas prices were really bad.

06. Refusing to play online video games because you are tired of getting whipped by those young whipper snappers.

07. Singing Kyrie by Mr. Mister in front of several young riders who were trying to figure out how I knew the "new Christian song."

08. Discovering that the 1.5Gb of data you've downloaded all came from alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.1980s.

09. Downloading School House Rock and no one at work knows what the hell you are talking about.

10. The constant comment you make is "What happened to me?! I used to be cool?!"
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Out In The Yard
Mom and son charged for trying to extort Cracker Barrel. They can figure out that a dead mouse wasnt from their soup, but they cant bring me a damn bottle of ketchup?!
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Lance's latest Nike commerical is pretty good. But how many people are actually going to go out and "Just Do It?"
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Chalupa used as a weapon in an assault case. Now where are all those activists at, hm? Those evil things should be banned! Why isnt anyone sueing Taco Bell?!
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Background Noise
You've Got Another Thing Coming by Judas Priest

Out there is a fortune
Waiting to be had...
You think I'll let it go,
You are mad...
You've got another thing coming...

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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