Castle Shima

Hey, we just drove 700 miles with your food and it occurred us that there wouldnt be world hunger... if you people would live where the food is! You live in a fu**ing desert!! ...Nothing grows here!! Nothing is gonna grow here!!... Get your kids! Get your sh*t! We'll make one trip!! We'll take you where the food is!!

We've got deserts in America... We just dont live in them, a**hole!!!
-- Sam Kinison on world hunger

::: Tower View :::
Truth In Advertising


hat tip: RedCurlzz
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::: Out In The Yard :::
Addidas buying Reebok. "My Reeboks" doesnt have quite the same ring.
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Man racks up $19,700 charges in sex hotline. Geez, I've ordered out before but thats ridiculous.
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::: Background Noise :::
I broke out the old Sam Kinison cd, Louder Than Hell. Another favorite line of mine:

I've seen the Crucifixion in the movies. There's always 20 or 30 Christians standing around saying "Its a shame he has to die." And Jesus is always going "Maybe I wouldnt have to if someone would get a ladder and a pair of pliers!"

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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