Castle Shima

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
-- Charles M. Schulz

I dont decorate for Christmas. Its not that I am not into the spirit of things, but quite frankly, I'm just too sodding lazy. But if I had thought about it beforehand, I definately would have made things look like this.



I dont know how true this is, but words from the owner:
Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Damn it! Why couldnt I have thought of that first?!

Now for those wishing to celebrate Hanukkah, here is a little something for you. If you havent seen this before: 1) Where the hell have you been? and 2) If you dont have a sense of humour, dont watch it.




Bwahahaha!