Castle Shima

Vivica Fox's ass is so fine that I would pay money to smell her fart.
-- Sir Mix-A-Lot from I Love The 90's

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Things I've Learned This Past Week
1. A female driver in a major rush to cut thru traffic can actually stop a dump truck by scrapeing it with the side of her Mustang v6.0.

2. Apparently, you can prevent people from seeing you while sitting in the bathroom stall. Simply toss toilet paper over the wall to block the little crack between the door and the wall will allow you to have the same privacy as you do at home.

3. When cycling in a paceline going 20mph, never, ever follow behind the person who has to weave back and forth in order to keep up. Crashality will ensue.

4. Shoutcast is a good thing. Definately a better alternative to junk that is played on the local radio.

5. Senior citizens dont just drive badly at farmer's markets. They simply drive bad. Period.

6. The Induce Act is stupid.

7. Make backups of your data often. You never know when your's will die... (mumbling) Frigging lightening.

8. Lance Armstrong is still one tough hombre.

9. When working at a secured campus, never forget your badge or your wallet. Not only can you not get into the area, buying lunch is pretty frigging tough.

10. No matter how old you are, your mother will find ways to embarrass you. For example, calling you at the office and talking so loud that the entire floor can hear the conversation just because she just happened to lock herself in the garage and needed you to get her out.
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Out In The Yard
Nutty doctor castrates patient, cutting member into slices. Hannibal Lector not available for comment.
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Jack Black to play the wild and zany Green Lantern. Apparently Warner Bros. hasnt learned their lesson yet.
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Man assaults girlfriend with alligator. And people are worried about guns?!
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Shattered Dreams by Johnny Hates Jazz

You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart...
You said you'd die for me...
So much for your promises...

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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