Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, he sat down beside her and said "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?!"
-- Andrew Dice Clay
::: Tower View :::
Its Going To Be One Of Those Days
You know what is really annoying?
Say you are sitting in a meeting with senior management of the company, including a couple of vice presidents. They are looking at your group for the work you've done for the past couple of months.
Then ten minutes into the meeting you have to get up and run the bathroom because something didnt feel right.
So there you are in the restroom, realizing you have just embarrassed yourself by having your water breaking two weeks early, and you are going into labor.
Now you have to go back to the meeting, get your purse, and quietly apologize for leaving so early because your first born has decided that the meeting was so boring that even he had to get the hell out of there. Then you have to call your husband, call the hospital, drive your tail over there, all while the 7lb 4oz boy is attempting to escape his cell.
So begins the story of Riley, son of my coworker, Steffie.
Congrats to you kids! Now you really have a story to tell, hm?
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::: Out In The Yard :::
The City Of Villains has invaded. Gah, and I havent even maxed my characters on City of Heroes yet.
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Parents blame newsgroup for assistanting daughter's suicide. Pointing the finger is always easier than looking in the mirror.
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Roberto Heras is suspended for positive EPO test. The Spainairds must be taking drug testing hints from the French. In the past 3 years, the Tour of Spain has 'suddenly' found EPO in their race contenders or winners, all of whom have been clean in all prior races throughout their entire careers.
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::: Background Noise :::
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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    Destroy that which destroyed us,
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    Do not call up that which
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    Destroy that which destroyed us,
    So long ago.
    -- Sorin Relicbane
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