Castle Shima

Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top grossing films of all time.
Bethany: Nineteen?
Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid? By himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.
-- from Dogma

Mermaid and I are at lunch and somehow the coversation turned to shit. Literally.

We had talked about various videos on YouTube where people had accidents. About the incident where a homeless guy defecated in front of a store. About how a scuba diver let loose in the water.

Yeah, it was really a great topic to have while over food.

But then it reminded me about the Bristol Stool Scale which measures a patient's stool sample based on its form.



Its just like doctors to figure out exactly how full of shit we really are.