Castle Shima

Cartman, your ass is so big, when people walk by they say "God damn! Thats a big fat ass!".
-- Kyle from South Park

::: Tower View :::
Random Factoids That Only I Would Care About
With apologies to Peter King for stealing... err.. paraphrasing his title.

* Many thanks to Fury, Robbie V, and Badman for getting me back up and running. Stupid trojan.

* Congrats to Sonnie's son, Ayden. Cute little bugger.

* Damn Sims 2. Its still an addicting game.

* Mike Straka's article get the best comments: Grr to those that stand in line to buy lottery tickets. You look like hamsters whacking the feeder bar for more pellets.

* Heather can up with some of the strangest celebrity rumours I've ever heard.

* My Name Is Earl is one of the best shows thats come out so far. Jason Lee is just too cool.

* I still want to be Jet Li when I grow up. Unleashed is another hit from Li and from Luc Besson ("The Professional, "Twister"). Get the unrated version and you'll have the original UK release, Danny The Dog.

* Speaking of unrated versions, I need to pick up the unrated version of King Arthur. I have to admit that the movie was better than I thought.

* Damn it! This thought of movies just reminded me that the remake of The Fog opened this weekend.
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::: Out In The Yard :::
Jib Jab takes a shot at Big Box Mart. Showing the real meaning of discount prices.
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Blossom has a baby. Hmmm, I wonder if Six is still available.
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Coming soon: Nancy and Tonya - The Opera. You have got to be &$*^ing kidding me?!
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::: Background Noise :::
As you can tell from tonight's quote, its a repeat of South Park. This episode is when Kathy Lee Gifford comes to town and Cartman says those famous words "Beefcake! Beefcake!"

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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