Castle Shima

What the hell is the point of camping? Its basically three days of you without your stuff. Oh yeah, lets make ourselves more uncomfortable. Thats a hell lot of fun.
-- Mark Gross

::: Tower View :::
Captain Obvious Visits The Office
Last week there was a dept meeting about what was going on in the company, in our dept, and what our goals are. The typical corporate bs. One point of concern was the declining morale on the floor.

On Friday, a feedback survey on the meeting was sent out, asking everyone to comment. We got the results back today.

For the single question What made this meeting interesting?, the best responses I saw were:
* Great breakfast!
* Thanks for breakfast
* The food was really good
* These meetings arent supposed to be interesting
* This really wasnt an interesting meeting. I've heard it all before.

Gee, does it sound like we have a morale problem?
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::: Out In The Yard :::
Tourist season has a new meaning in Florida. An armed society is a polite society.
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Go to Alaska B4UDIE. GO2HELL.
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Man lives with dead mother for twenty years. Norman Bates went to India?
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Doctor sued for treating back pain with sex. It wasnt the treatment that made her mad, but the fact each session lasted only 45 minutes.
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::: Background Noise :::
Otherside by Red Hot Chili Peppers

How long,
How long will I slide?
Separate my side...
I don't,
I don't believe it's bad...
Slit my throat
It's all I ever...

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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