Castle Shima

Men have dogs because they want a best friend dumber than they are. Women want that too, but they already have men. -- Bill Engvall

Tower View
Are You Sure About This?
A friend from work, Baker, is getting married this weekend. So of course, he is getting emails galore with jokes and harrassment.

Here was my contribution:
1. Remember, if she isnt happy, then you arent happy.
2. What is her's belongs to her. What is your's belongs to her.
3. When she asks "What are you thinking about?", never tell her what you are really thinking.
4. When she asks "Does this dress make me look fat?", laughing hysterically is not a proper response.
5. If there are any questions, see rule #1.
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And So It Begins
Tomorrow is election day. I can spend the next hour ranting about what is going on out in the world except I have to get started on my 50,000 word essay for Nanowrimo.

Have I mentioned that 50,000 words is alot of $%^&ing words?!
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Out In The Yard
College students arrested for forging Subway Sub Club stamps. It cost these morons more to print the damn things than it did to buy the sandwich.
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Cyclist assaulted by magpie. Dive bomber! Dive Bomber!
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Top Ten Resume hints. Especially for those of you looking for a job after graduating college 2 years ago and still living at home.
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Background Noise
Ruby, Dont Take Your Love To Town by Cake.

She's leaving now
Cause I just heard the slamming of the door
The way I know
I've heard it slam 100 times before...
And if i could move I'd get my gun
And put her in the ground...
Oh Ruby...
Dont take your love town

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* Days go by
* And still I think of you
* Days when I couldnt live
* My life without you
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