When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. --
-- Emo Philips
::: Tower View :::
Want A Piece?
You scored 3 Power-Finesse, 3 Leader-Follower, 1 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!
You are devoted to the cause, and you protect the interests of the Black team. You will often be working behind the scenes, protecting even the lowliest pawn. However, you are impossible to ignore, since at any moment you could strike like the black widow. It is more in your nature to allow your opponent to make a foolish mistake that you exploit, than it is for you to try and force an aggressive victory for your team.
The What Chess Piece Are You Test
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::: Out In The Yard :::
Here is the story of Fred The Baker. We'll always know when its time to make the doughnuts.
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Boyfriend shoves cell phone down girlfriend's throat. Thats one way to check her gag reflex.
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::: Background Noise :::
First I'm Gonna Crawl by DMX
Every day we live and learn
Take it step by step
And we create our own path
Until there's no life left
I hold my death off
For as long as I can
Knowing my man
Is plotting with the chrome in his hand
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* But I'm a creep
* I'm a weirdo
* What the hell am I doing here?
* I dont belong here
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